Thanksgiving Comes Early For San Francisco Giants Fans
The San Francisco Giants are bad. It is now enshrined in law that that is how every article written about this team is to begin for the foreseeable future.
I’m disappointed in this team. You’re disappointed in this team. The San Francisco Giants are disappointed in this team. Yet, we as Giants fans still have plenty to be thankful for.
I’m the most negative and pessimistic person I know. However, I feel it is my duty to find the silver lining of this season. Or maybe the bronze lining. Okay fine, whatever color medal the worst team in the league gets. What? The worst team in the league doesn’t get a medal? C’mon Manfred, work with us buddy. We’ll take any color. No, not barf green!
I miss Selig. Anyways, let’s go over nice things about the Giants shall we? Enough of all this sadness and anger.
: The one player performing as expected. Buster is a treasure. The one upside of this unbelievably horrid season is that we’ve gotten to see the sassy side of Buster. Remember when he got angry at Belt for not scoring on his base hit? Who could forget him literally doing
with a 95 mph projectile. Or him calling out a pitcher for hitting him and saying he couldn’t get him out. I’d prefer Buster Never Say Anything Remotely Controversial Posey next year because that probably means the Giants aren’t on pace to lose 100 games.
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Uhhh…am I forgetting anything: There’s not much else to be positive about.
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So there you have it. You already knew you should be thankful for all the things above. I just wanted to remind you that while this team is abysmal, there are still things to smile about.
Oh yeah, and they won the World Series three times this decade.