Johnny Cueto’s secret profession: Horse tamer
This one is not really a secret:
But aside from owning and riding horses, could Johnny Cueto also have the power to tame the wild beasts?
Perhaps he is some sort of horse whisperer who can soothe horses and get them under control.
This may be a stretch, but maybe he has even begun teaching the horses how to dance. If he posts a video of a horse doing his little windup shimmy, then it will be evidence that Cueto is the King of Horses and has mastered the unruly creatures.
I just hope he is not secretly a horse jockey, because that puts him at risk of injury and the Giants are going to need Cueto if they want a somewhat stable pitching corps in 2020.
So there you have it, some fun ideas for the secret professions of Giants players.