Guessing the secret professions of other Giants players

Hunter Pence’s secret profession: Camp counselor

I could 100% imagine Hunter Pence being a camp counselor in an alternate universe where he is not good at baseball. He has the energy, the positivity, and the motivational capabilities to inspire kids to reach their true potential.

Kids would love Pence because at the end of the day, he is truly a kid at heart.

He seems to play the game of baseball with such hustle and joy that no matter what he was doing, whether it’s playing kickball or making some macaroni arts and crafts, you know he would make it fun.

And you know that if a kid was being bullied or if they were feeling down, he would deliver an inspiring sermon that would lift their spirits and motivate them to go and change the world. That’s just the kind of guy he is.

Let’s just hope he omits the profanities from some of the more impassioned speeches he gave during the Giants postseason runs. We don’t want the tots to have their parents wash their mouths out with soap.