SF Giants News

Barry Zito Is Getting Married

By Melissa Felkins

Is it possible someone is willing to commit to a longer term contract than the Giants did with Barry Zito? Apparently so. The former Miss Missouri and pig farmer, Amber Marie Seyer has agree to marry the Zeets this Saturday in Marin County. Whether the marriage last longer than his contract with the Giants has is yet to be seen, but lets hope she’s smart enough to convince him *not* to sign a pre-nup.

Seriously though, a pig farmer? Come on Foghorn Nation, you have to have far more clever things to say about that than I do.