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Say Goodbye To Giants Infielder Ryan Rohlinger

By Bryan Rose

Because he’s now a Colorado Rockie.

I’ll wait for your collective fucks.


Okay, now that you’re done – I’ll get on with the news. Rohlinger was DFA’d last week when the black and orange called up Babe Crawford and Brandon Belt, clearly the Giants assuming he’d clear waivers and report to Fresno.

*game show buzzer*

The Rockies were awarded their waiver claim on the Giants former infielder and they then immediately optioned him to Colorado Springs, their AAA affiliate. I’m sure he’ll do something to screw over the Giants in the final series of the season at AT&T. It’s the law, or something. Baseball Jesus says so.