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Giants Brian Wilson Has Movie Date With Charlie Sheen

By Bryan Rose

Three words.

Where’s. The. Machine?

According to TMZ, B-Weezy was the guest of honor this past Friday at a party Charlie Sheen threw for a variety of current and former big league stars. Wilson was flown in on Sheen’s private jet from Arizona for a early weekend screening of Sheen’s popular 1989 cult classic “Major League”. The party included former Giant Kenny Lofton, Todd Zeile, Eddie Murray, Lenny Dykstra, among others. Pete Rose was supposedly also invited, though, he was unable to make it. I’m sure you know how difficult it is to get up from a good game of Blackjack.

TMZ also reports that Sheen allowed the players to try on Babe Ruth’s 1927 Yankee championship ring he purchased at an auction many years back. So, yay for that?

I’m sure Pat The Bat was severely disappointed he didn’t have a chance to hop on the flight and bring along his leather chaps and gimp mask. Nothing like a little Friday night ball and nipple clamping to get the mood set.

And in more realistic news – I’m sure the Giants PR department is loving Wilson’s decision right now.

Back to baseball news.

I think.

I hope.