You know, Mat Latos is really good. Like, really good. Not Tim Lincecum good, but still good.
However, unlike Tiny Tim, he’s a dick. Like, a really big dick. An enormous dick, if you will.
Latos, San Diego Padres ace and lover of all things Bay Area, signed a handful of baseballs for American Icon Autographs recently and made sure to inscribe “I hate SF” on each of those balls, which are now available for you to purchase on Ebay, according to Big League Stew.
Maybe Jonathan Sanchez can sign some in return for Mr. Latos. Maybe just a big “LOLZ TRIPLZEZ”, would suffice.
Thanks for the playoff berth, Mat.