SF Giants News

Zito Dropped From NLDS Roster

By Bryan Rose

There are some things you just expect in life. For example, tomorrow morning, chances are…the sun will rise. You’ll probably get yelled at or chastised by your superior, be that a wife or boss. Somebody will probably cut you off on your way to work, then give YOU a dirty look. You’ll most likely accidentally piss on your shirt as you realize you’re running late for work, but figure “hey, it looks just like water…”. And of course, Bruce Bochy will shove in as many need to be out of work vets into a lineup as possible. It’s just how it is. It’s life.

Well, it was life.

According to Baggs, Bochy and company have decided against putting Zito on the National League Division Series roster and will opt to go with either Tim Lincecum on short rest or Madison Bumgarner if a potential Game 4 arises.

I’m just as shocked as you are. You might as well go out and buy a few hundred lotto tickets tonight. The force is obviously on our side.