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Recap: Giants To Never Win Again

By Bryan Rose
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Dodgers- Too Many To Count

Giants – -2

Thanks to Heath Bell and the Padres (whom we can’t even beat) having a epic meltdown in the Top of the 9th inning (a game they WERE winning), the Giants now stand 5.5 out of the Wild Card behind the Rockies. And by my calculations, when you consider that they’re 5.5 back and play the Rockies three more times, and divide that by the number of home games the Giants still have remaining, I get a big stick shoved up my ass…since that feels watching these turdmonglers continue to fail and the he-haw hick Rockie fans cheer while they suck on their buffalo testicles.

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