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Pat Burrell To Sign One Day Contract, Retire With Phillies

For some Giant fans, this might make their eye twitch and face snarl into a cringe, but Pat Burrell will sign a one day contract to retire as a member of the Philadelphia Phillies. The current Giants scout…Read More

Pat Burrell To Potentially Rejoin San Francisco Giants – Sort Of

We’ve known for a while that the Giants offered Pat Burrell a “baseball related job” and it appears The Machine might just be ready to take them up on it – at least for a short…Read More

Giants’ Pat Burrell Officially Retires From Baseball

And the collective sighs and un-pleasured moans you hear are from the Giants’ female fanbase, clutching their Pat The Bat plush toys. We’ve essentially known that Pat was on his way out –…Read More

Your 2010 Giants: Where Are They Now?

As you may have read in my bio, 2010 was the first year I started watching Giants games in earnest. That roster will always hold a special place in my heart, and it’s been difficult watching certain…Read More

Giants To Offer Pat Burrell A “Baseball” Related Job

According to John Shea, Brian Sabean (who has welcomed back a large number of former Giants) is set to offer fan favorite Pat Burrell a “baseball related” job whenever Burrell is ready for…Read More

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Giants Decline Arbitration Offers To Cody Ross, Pat Burrell

Per John Shea:  No surprise, but #SFGiants are not offering arbitration to Pat Burrell and Cody Ross.…Read More

Pat Burrell Faces Retirement

“I don’t think I can play anymore. It hurts me to say that.” These are words straight…Read More

Giants Fans Say Goodbye to Burrell and Beltran

Yesterday marked the official end of the Giants season. In a few short weeks, their title of reigning…Read More

Saying Goodbye To Pat Burrell – Pat The Bat Playing His Last Game?

It wasn’t that long ago we assumed Pat Burrell would be back with the San Francisco Giants next…Read More

Things That Might Make a San Francisco Giants Fan Laugh

An example? Tonight’s lineup, and the main feature of it…. DH Aaron Rowand Against a right…Read More

Team Pat Burrell vs. Team Nate Schierholtz – Pick ‘Em

Oh boy, Nate. Look what you’ve went and done. Started a controversy. You bastard. Well, maybe it’s not all on you Nate – the fact that Pat the Bat is clinging to a .233 average and is…Read More

Pat Burrell Unhappy With Bench Role Says Bochy

Pat Burrell has made it plenty clear throughout his time in the big leagues that the bench is no place for the Machine’s ass to sit. In his short periods on the bench in Philadelphia, he complained.…Read More

Giants’ Aubrey Huff’s Body Found In Right Field

Though he’s error free, one could reasonably assume that Aubrey Huff’s first three games of the year in right field haven’t gone exactly how he’s wanted. From the gnarly shadows,…Read More

Giants Prospect Brandon Belt To Be Given Chance At Opening Day Roster

According to Giants manager Bruce Bochy, first baseman Brandon Belt “could make this club” out of spring training. Belt had an orgasmic first year of pro ball last season, “belting”…Read More

Pat Burrell Re-Signs With Giants

According to Mr. Baggs, the flight attendant seducer we all know as Pat The Bat will make a triumphant return to the black and orange for the 2011 season. Burrell’s contract and role for the 2011…Read More

Braves Interested in Pat Burrell?

According to Mark Bowman of MLB.com, the Braves “have seemingly shown some interest” in free agent outfielder Pat Burrell. MLBlogs.com

Huff Signs On With Burrell’s Agent

The return of Aubrey Huff (and possibly Pat Burrell) just got a little more probable this morning as it’s been confirmed that the Huff Daddy hired Ed Hayes to be his agent. If you recall, Huff fired…Read More

Texas BBQ – Giants Win 2010 World Series

Twenty four hours ago, not a single soul could say they ever witnessed the San Francisco Giants win a World Championship. Not one. There are millions who can say they witnessed the heart wrenching defeat…Read More

World Series Game 1 News & Notes

It looks like the rain is going to hold off for at least one more day – but the Giants and Rangers might not get so lucky for Game 2 which is expected to have some showers at the least. As for what…Read More

Giants Capture National League West Crown

They stretched it to the final day. The final hours. The final moments. Torture? Yeah, you could say that. But winning the NL West crown sure tastes that much sweeter with the unique struggle. Jonathan…Read More

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