— MLB Memes (@MLBMeme) October 22, 2013
In case you missed it last week, this happened. Of course, if you did miss this news, you must have been living under a rock.
You read that headline correct. North West’s parents, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got engaged last night — at AT&T Park. Yes, home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants, AT&T Park. Talk about headlines I never imagined I’d have to write.
So here’s the deal. Kanye’s new tour kicks off this week in San Jose. Apparently it was also Kim’s 33rd birthday, so what did Kanye do? He rented out AT&T Park for a party. I can’t say that’s a bad idea, I’ve thought about renting it out, but then I remember I’m not rich. Then, as if renting out the most beautiful ballpark in the world isn’t enough, he proposes to the mother of his child. Or baby mamma if you prefer.
Ugh. They are both dirty Dodgers fans too. Double ugh.
Never fear though. We can assume that money paid for part of Tim Lincecum‘s shiny new contract, and I’m okay with that. I just hope the Giants front office has the foresight to disinfect AT&T Park before Fanfest in February. We don’t need any of those coodies.