You read that headline correct. North West’s parents, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got engaged last night — at AT&T Park. Yes, home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants, AT&T Park. Talk about headlines I never imagined I’d have to write.
So here’s the deal. Kanye’s new tour kicks off this week in San Jose. Apparently it was also Kim’s 33rd birthday, so what did Kanye do? He rented out AT&T Park for a party. I can’t say that’s a bad idea, I’ve thought about renting it out, but then I remember I’m not rich. Then, as if renting out the most beautiful ballpark in the world isn’t enough, he proposes to the mother of his child. Or baby mamma if you prefer.
Ugh. They are both dirty Dodgers fans too. Double ugh.
Giants fans reacted. Oh, did they ever react. My twitter feed was blowing up like Yasiel Puig flipped another bat.
There was this type of reaction.
And well, Alex was the only one with that reaction. Also, don’t listen to Alex, he also tweeted this last night.
Most of the tweets went like this.
Then, my tweet, in which I spell Kanye wrong.