Social media is a premium place to look for reactions to current events. It can also provide some prime time responses that show you why you should or shouldn’t have faith in humanity. As the title suggests, there will be some explicit language from those whose tweets are featured:
If Brian Wilson goes to the Dodgers I am burning my fear the beard shirt. #Trader
— Todd Timmons (@ttimmons09) July 30, 2013
Brian wilson to the dodgers ? Fuckin #trader
— Jacob Flores (@BigDaddyJay_510) July 30, 2013
FUCK YOU BRIAN WILSON, YOU ARE A TRADER!!!
— Philip West™ (@philipmwest1) July 30, 2013
Brian wilson signs with the dodgers??? Fuck that fool. #trader
— charlie shartle (@charlieshartle) July 30, 2013
Brian Wilson is going to the Dodgers… What a scumbag trader
— Jenna Anderson (@jandersonn630) July 30, 2013
Damn the Dogers got Brian Wilson there really trying to win now haha
— Deep Fry (@mretjones) July 30, 2013
@jthazelet Brian Wilson to the dogers?!
— Ian Ambrose (@ian_ambrose26) July 30, 2013
Y didn’t the philz go try for Brian Wilson like the fuckin dogers are dirty enough
— ⚾Jason Spadaro⚾ (@X_xWangstaJxX) July 30, 2013
Maybe more tempered reactions division:
Brian Wilson signs with the Dodgers. Check and check mate.
— Kody Johnston (@PeloLargo28) July 30, 2013
Dodgers sign Brian Wilson. I’m cool with it. Just dye your beard blue, douche.
— Ed Gutierrez (@JOWER106) July 30, 2013
Won Pennant or World Series with #SFGiants & later paid by Dodgers: Marichal, Butler, Mueller, Kent, Lofton, Schmidt, Uribe, Brian Wilson.
— Brooks Knudsen (@BrooksKnudsen) July 30, 2013
Brian Wilson and the Dodgers. Pennant this year definitely.
— RivverG (@rivverg) July 30, 2013
Brian Wilson signed with the Dodgers? SELLOUT.
— Mondo (@MondoMendozaa) July 30, 2013
So to summarize, Brian Wilson is a traitor to the Giants nation now that he is with the hated Dodgers and he is a sellout but will lead the Los Angeles Dodgers to a pennant. Hoping some of those authors from the tweets I captured will learn how to spell before it comes back to bite them in the backside.
Let this be a lesson to you to know how to spell, otherwise you will be ridiculed on the internet.