Brian Wilson Close to Signing with DODGERS?!

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It really may be a Giants fans worst nightmare. Brian Wilson, The Beard and beloved former closer, is “close” to signing with a team. That was to be expected, and I’m not sure all Giants fans would be thrilled to have him and his shenanigans back. However, Bob Nightengale, of USA Today Sports, seems to think that team is the Los Angeles Dodgers.

We knew that it was always a possibility. But the closer it gets to reality, the closer I get to wanting to vomit. I think in the end, I had always hoped another team would win out. I could be okay with Wilson in Boston. I think it’d be a good fit. But the Dodgers? That just adds fuel to the fire.

If he does go to the Dodgers, may Juan Uribe and he and sit around the campfire singing Kumbaya with their World Series rings and continue trying to bite the hand that fed them.

If Wilson does indeed sign with the Dodgers, he’s as good as dead to me as a baseball player. I could barely tolerate him as a Giant, much less a Dodger.

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  • Rhonda Wood

    Gee Melissa, you don’t hate America’s team that bad do ya? After all the Giants did win 2 WS with THE WORST lineup in the history of MLB, you should happy to see, one of your hero’s get a job after such a serious arm injury! After all if not for your pitching in the 2 WS years, you would be In last place, where you guys are now! Hope you come out and see Puig play when he comes to Frisco, and hits the ball in the cove, then(if we sign Brian) he can set up Kenley, for a save! T. Wood lifetime Dodger fan!

    • Melissa Felkins

      Well, he had very little to do with the 2nd WS, seeing as how he played his last game in April 2012. I appreciate his role in 2010 WS. And I want to see him do well, but not with Rival #1. Wilson has nothing to do with this season, seeing as how we won last season without him.

      And yes, I do hate the Dodgers that bad. That is well documented. America’s team though? I’m pretty sure that title goes to the Cubs or Braves.

      • mcmxl8

        Only a giants (bleech, spit, hack, cough) would say the Cubs or Braves is America’s team. However, I, too, don’t want another former …… to join the Dodgers. Maybe neddie would go back to his pig pen.

  • Rhonda Wood

    Melissa, I have to give the Giants credit for one thing, they got Timmy boy Lincecum, to cut that black greasy wig of his, I could not stand, watching him pitch a game, and play with his hair on the mound all night! He looked like a little girl out there, but then again it is the GAY BAY!!!!!!