Jesus Colleti, superiority issues?! Miss your ex-Giants?!
The Dodgers signed the former Giants reserve utility man to a one year minor league deal late yesterday after he was non-tendered by the Giants earlier this month.
I was never a big fan of Velez’s, even though I felt awful for him when he was hit by a screaming foul ball in Arizona late in the year. A very nice guy, but, he usually found his way onto my shit list during game action.
Enjoy our table scraps at the Ravine.
Oh – and one final note. Since this is probably one of the last opportunities I’ll have to post a picture that also included Russell Martin rocking Dodger blue, I shall end it like this:
Suck it, Russell Martin. Suck it.
Tags: Eugenio Velez
Life long San Francisco Giants/49ers/Sacramento Kings fan living in Southern California after getting lost on a family trip to see Shamu in the early 90's. I'm currently the Editor of both the San Francisco Giants (Around The Foghorn) and Sacramento Kings (A Royal Pain) blogs on the FanSided network, where I'm paid in gum. In addition, I am the co-administrator of KingsForum.net, a Sacramento Kings fan forum. As you can tell by my fandom choices, I'm a bit of a masochist. As to the rumors, yes, they're true - I was the one who shot 50 Cent nine times, and yes, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, especially when you don't include a unicorn in the festivities. Am I right, or am I right?
If you need to find me, I'd check your local county jail intake first - or hit me up on Twitter @aroyalpain or @roundthefoghorn if you're feeling risky.
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