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Former FUCKING Dodger, Marlin, Red Sox, and beau of universal hottie Alyssa Milano, Brad Penny will be signed by the San Francisco Giants if he clears waivers within the hour.
Penny has been known to be a serious dickwad, but, we’re used to that. We did afterall employ Jeff Kent and Barry Bonds for a number of years.
Penny is expected to take over the 5th starter role and possibly start a game in the Philadelphia series.
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