Giants To Sign Alyssa Milano..err Brad Penny
Something Seems Wrong... Former FUCKING Dodger, Marlin, Red Sox, and beau of universal hottie Alyssa Milano, Brad Penny will be signed by the San Francisco Giants if he clears waivers within the hour. Penny...
Recap: Giants Sweep Rockies
The Swing That Saved The Season That might have been one of the best, if not the best moment, in the last few years other than Bonds doing his thing in 07. And from all people…Edgar Renteria? The...
Recap: Giants Melt Rockies For One Night
Reducing Bay Area Heart Attacks Since 08, Bitches Rockies – 0 Giants – 2 You have to wonder what Lincecum was thinking all night, don’t you? Another knockout performance and the Giants...
Giants Claim Trevor Hoffman Off Waivers
Giants claim long time thorn in side, Trevor Hoffman off waivers There were rumors yesterday that the Giants actually claimed Cubs starter Rich Harden off waivers, but, it looks like it was actually the...
Preview: Round 2 Rockies & Giants Wild Card Battle
Do not fail me fuckers... No excuses. None. Sure, the injury bug hit at the wrong time. No, Bengie Molina wont be playing tonight nor much of the series due to a strained calf. And no, Pablo Sandoval wont...
Recap: Giants Win On Walkoff…Sorta
*plays Pussycat Doll..err Superman Theme Music* It wasn’t the bottom of the 9th, but, it was about...
Sanchez To The DL – Ryan Rohlinger Called Up
Failz. Epic. Failz. In the most obvious of news, horrible trade acquisition Freddy Sanchez was sent to...
Recap: Season Is Over.
The Season, Is Over. Giants – 4 Rockies – 6 14 innings of pain I’ve seen a lot of...
Freddy Sanchez Close To The DL
Just another Cal Ripken Jr... And in other news, I just pooped. John Shea of SFGate reported this morning...
Recap: Giants Win As Best Loser
Godfuckingdammit Giants – 2 Rockies – 4 I can summerize this game in one word. Fuck. Goodnight.






